Everything Is Relative

There simply isn't any other way to put it. Even when we say something is absolute, we only mean relatively absolute. For everything is relative, indeed. That, my friend, is the absolute truth... in a relative sense, of course.

Beware of those who make unqualified statements and appear to give absolute guarantee. They are either utterly dishonest or utterly ignorant.

"Absolute" used in figure of speech is OK, of course.