Life is Like A Buffet

First it's the cafeteria. Now it's the buffet. It seems that I get most of my inspiration while practicing one of my favorite pastimes―food.

I pity all those who paid the ticket price to the great buffet of life, and only to sit at the table waiting for the food to be served to them. Little did they know, the wait could be eternal.

While they grow impatient and miserable, the abundance of delicious food is passing them by.

He who starves to death while merely 20 steps away from the great feast, has only himself to blame.

Natural selection is a beautiful thing.