Top 10 Signs that Give Away You're an IT Amateur:

10. have fixation on/against a certain company
9. speak in meaningless, vague terms
8. confuse coolness with merits
7. have low learning vs. earning time ratio
6. lack methodology & rationale (default everything)
5. disorganize & accident-prone
4. give keyword-triggered responses
3. eager to use the latest buzz words
2. think remote support is the next best thing to being there
1. "research" means entering 2 to 3 obvious words into Google